What in the world is a pussy bow?

It's not because blond hair and blue eyes are unusual that they're considered beautiful where most people are dark. If you put someone with dark hair and eyes and skin in a place where there are a lot of blondes and redheads, they're not going to be considered the most attractive person there on that basis.

I will come to your caftan party! I have studied at the feet of an OC - an Original Caftan wearer, my friend Dede. Dede was a hip Young Married in the 1960s (she had, no word of a lie, a Rudi Gernreich jumpsuit that laced up the back) and come the ' 70s she decided that she liked bold colours and patterns and didn't…

"What a cute little phase you were in, all those hobbies and that loud mouth you have! Now it's time to get serious and stand behind me."

Mine weren't by any means feminist, but I have a few exes who were attracted to me because of my ambition and independent spirit, and then got very, very annoyed when I didn't eventually bend to their will or let them be in charge in the relationship.

I have an interesting one from the perspective of a server.

Has this person simply not heard of Funfetti mix?

The knee is the elbow of the leg

I'm sure it's not, but it feels like an editor's worst nightmare, in which their dummy / placeholder text got published on a massive scale.

I prefer Cholula, honestly.

I need to know why the Chicago dog is heading an article on things customers aren't supposed to eat. Because I will defend the Chicago dog as long as I live/can haunt the earth with my spirit.

The best interview ever the end everyone stop interviewing people from now on.

Sriracha doesn't even taste like anything. It just tastes like spice. Sriracha is the worst of all hot sauce and hot sauce-adjacent products.

every time I see a suburbanite flashing signs

So much penis and not just Ewan's in that film. I really need to watch that movie again.