Minor edit, but this “the driver’s Porsche lost control”

You always wreck your first (anything) so go used.

Congratulations, Mr. X-cchannel-M, on COTD! My award to you is a Scion xB which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets her balance.

“Excess speed was not a contributory factor in this collision.” Assuming that’s the road way back there up on the ridge, I’d be curious to know how dingleberry got his car that far into a field and over/through a fence without overindulging in a bit of spirited motoring. Maybe just composing a very important SMS?

It’s Friday! Get out there and make your dreams come true!

Footage of the pilot trying to leave the scene:

I generally don’t wish personal injury on people, but wow, fuck those neighbors with a rusty cactus.

We used to build pickup trucks with style! What happened?

Couldn’t happen to a better company.

Could we get an edit on that headline and remove the word “captured”? She was a young girl, not an escaped convict or an animal that needed to be picked up somewhere. She was not captured. She was abducted. She was kidnapped and murdered.

F1's new media strategy isn’t exactly bold, but inviting the public to see the drivers as people and not just ubermenschen personalities is a move in the right direction. The drivers briefings really inform races too.

I’d love to see the accounting of each company and trace back their investors to see who in Washington is making a profit off this deal.

Shit. RIP Nicky.

Hellen Keller could tell Bernie Ecclestone was ruining modern F1

So hope he makes a comeback like zanardi