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Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”

Death trap handling never dented the popularity of the 911. It’s part of the mystique, really. ‘Is today the day I ruin the quarter panel?’

Nope! No trunk release on the remote.

Here’s what it looks like with the front panel off:

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.

I know the answer and I own a fucking BMW.

Chris Harris, Jalopnik writer.

Gunther felt consciousness trying to fade in. There was light for the first time in a while. Then there were hands on him. Everything felt far-away, dreamlike. He was being pushed. There was hesitation, then a pop. Distantly, he realized that that should have hurt, but didn't. He was becoming more aware of things.

The best part is when the cop shoves her when she goes to pick it up.

Ahem. This is Texas. Those are Dr Pepper nails.

Did he not read the owner's manual? It clearly states that only BMW brand logs are to be used when log-stacking your BMW. I just called my local BMW dealer and picked up a set of BMW Lifetime Standing Logs for $49 each (plus a $64 trunk-loading fee).

"How dare you photograph this insanely garish and unusual vehicle I'm driving?"

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