When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

She was the more successful sister for a while there- advertisers were busy falling all over famously unsuccessful Kournikova at the time.

it’s natural to want to defend your country but publicly sanctioned punishment rapes might not be the best hill to die on...

Anderson Silva is the greatest fighter that I ever saw in person or on TV and it's a crying shame that Jimmy Johnson tricked him into using Extenze.

I’m embarrassed to say that I never realized that It’s named “Arby’s” after the RB of roast beef.

Can we please get a “this is sportscenter commercial” where a old school school nurse is checking everyone’s head for lice, and then scott van pelt sits down with a giant smile on his face.

I'm sure this post was meant to elicit snark and condescending digs at how the "mighty has fallen," but good for him and his recovery. There is no shame in working an honest living, at Starbucks or washing dishes or wherever that may be.

Poor Nas, always the bridesmaid.

pro-tip: one someone tells you to take one piece of an edible, eat one fucking piece. THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU

That’s badass.

“ drone causes a helicopter to crash I’ll eat my shoe.”

That verse is one of the sickest I’ve ever heard. I was going for emotional depth, but when it comes to pure, blistering virtuosity Bun B on “Murder” the Mt. Everest of second verses. Excellent call. And it leads to the best transition in hip-hop history into “Pinky Ring”.

Great verse, but it’s not even the best on the album IMO. Bun B’s verse on “Murder”—though lacking some of the emotional depth of “High Life”—is so dense and virtuosic, his internal rhyme is so unbelievable, that I don’t think anything can even come close. But at least we can agree that Ridin’ Dirty is a fuckin’…

Box score: “D. Howard- DNP (weeping uncontrollably)“

Could you imagine the shell of a human being Dwight would be on a team with both Kobe and CP3? He would be a broken man.

Common denominator is the Clippers, so I think we can all agree they’re the worst

Yeah, Mark, it sure sucks when you think you’ve got a player that’s incredibly important to your franchise, then someone acts shady and yanks the rug out from under you. -Lakers fans

Please let this somehow lead to an enormous contract for JR Smith.

Not that I’m calling the long lost family members bigoted but I find people who mention the color purple (heh) in discussions about race are almost always the type of racist who keeps their bigotry under wraps.