Photoshop of horrors.

But now I must know....I've been suckered into Jem by a clip. I hate you.

I've had it in my eye, and I'm pretty convinced all those little sperm were just like, "Woah....we've hit the motherload of an egg here!" It hurt for a good two days.

Someone's a lefty.

Every time I hear a Tea Party spokesperson, I am reminded of my emotionally and physically abusive ex-husband.

I've had mine since I was 6. It's apparently the thing now.

Mister Rogers and Sesame Street filled a fair portion of this former latch-key kids afternoons. I miss Fred Rogers in nearly the same way as I miss my own father, he was that present in my day-to-day existence. I wish he could come back and comfort me, even thought I'm nearly 50 years old. I just don't think a 2-4…

I just like that it now seems to be looking at me.

Farts happen. Nothing worse than having a pass in a warm quiet room.

It was rather rocket-like. UGH!

Last night, I had my second ever yoga class...on my period. I didn't even think about it. Well, except for the fear that I could shoot my tampon out if I got into some weird pose. (I've had it happen in the gym on the leg-press machine.) Moral of the story? I lived.

My Quaker Parrot does the same. The ears...oh my, the ears. They must itch something fierce.

Agreed. Randerson Pooper it is. Attention world, this non-existent celeb-coupling is now known as Randerson Pooper! So says we!

Best part of the potential Anderson Cooper/Robert Pattinson pairing? The inevitable celebrity nickname. Pooper.

I have a whole danged list of even crazier and more right-listing folks than Sarah Palin for ya. I'm in Arizona! Hell yeah! I'd send you Sen. Don Shooter of the Arizona Senate (the man who once compared himself to Honey Badger right smack in front of a group of women business owners.), but he's a state treasure. …

It takes a very special kind of crazy to live in Arizona, sez she who is here with you.

Dogs tend to really, really like lanolin, a natural substance in sheep fleece. It's believed to have some benefit in their digestion and overall health.

How would this get through security? I call bull.

I am still traumatized by the freaking "Wizard of Oz" and yet, I realize that I can't outlaw little people and opium. Well, maybe opium. And monkeys, particularly the flying kind. I find flying monkeys morally wrong.

Good lord, where do you work? I remember they had one of these at a large credit card company where I temp'ed in Utah, but it was a hike to get to the cafeteria, which was way in the back of the building and on a totally different floor. I miss home. (sigh)