Truly. When the primary season’s shit show went into effect, everyone was like, “COME BACK, JON STEWART! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US!”

I want four more years of Obama and I'm not even American :(

Sam Bee is a goddess.

SAM BEE WITH THE KNOCKOUT.

Yeah... It's way more insidious than sadness. Sadness would be a gift. Depression is the void that eats time. I can disappear into it for months.

YES! Fecal matter can spray about 25 feet when the lid is up when flushing. Next time you brush your teeth, think about that and you’ll never leave the lid up again.

The only thing that makes good sense is to keep the LID down. Any one who uses the toilet can lift the lid and/or seat as they please, and return them to the default position, closed.

Our President, ladies and gentlemen...

Hint: Madonna lives on the Upper West Side. :)

Well, it works.

The WTFuxtables?

We’re JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

Counterpoint: this is awesome

FROZEN?!? YOU CALL THAT FROZEN? It’s actually colder than the north pole in Ottawa today. It’s so cold my boyfriend opted to drink my reisling rather than go get beer up the street.