Those poor kids, spending next week in Florida. You know there was a blizzard in Michigan yesterday right?

So when all the other college students are on spring break, Michigan football players remain under the watchful eye and in the servitude of their megalomaniac coach.

They’re doing it over spring break. So when all other schools are having their spring practices while school is in session, the Michigan players will be finished with practice and can actually study for finals.

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

So the unconfirmed terrorist was sucked out his own hole, on fire, and was the only one that died? It’s kinda sick, but I find that funny. Hahah. Man that guy must’ve sucked at life

Short answer, yes.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

The Offensive Quality Control Coordinator scratches his crotch, spits onto the turf. “This is some poor quality football,” he says, the sweat on the green brim of his Eagles cap darkening. “Some poor damn quality football.”