As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

So the unconfirmed terrorist was sucked out his own hole, on fire, and was the only one that died? It’s kinda sick, but I find that funny. Hahah. Man that guy must’ve sucked at life

Short answer, yes.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

The Offensive Quality Control Coordinator scratches his crotch, spits onto the turf. “This is some poor quality football,” he says, the sweat on the green brim of his Eagles cap darkening. “Some poor damn quality football.”