U really sucks

I couldn’t even be mad. I was mad, of course,

That’s just how Canadians set the mood.

I’m not sure how “Yo homes, smell you later!” translates in Serbian, but here’s the best I could find.

Then we get to the most bizarre pitch of the competiton: a pitcher delivering the ball from the zenith of a trampoline bounce

All his shots look like he got the Trot’s? His game-a-rhea smells worse than diarrhea? He’s pushing brown from way downtown? He’s pumping mud, looks like they picked a dud? He defends like he needs Depends?His output at the rim ain’t at the gym, toilets? And all that the NBA  game is all about the runs? Shit? 

I wonder if Toronto fans feel bad for being such asswipes to this clearly lovable guy.

Had anyone been in row H it would have erupted.

You might say that ball Kroos-ed right into that goal

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

In Russia, beer has too much Ovechkin.

“Double Bird?!?”

Recap of every Hackenberg training camp pass attempt:

you gotta byfuglien kidding me

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“Rams continue to do inexplicably decent football things, scientists baffled”

shoeless Bow Wow

He’s a gyro to his people.