“Why’d you put your boots on Eddy’s couch?”

DiCaprio in Django?

Not to mention deploying Goretzka as a winger against South Korea with Draxler, Muller and Brandt on the bench.

Their 2018 kit is the best in their history but no one will ever see it.

Police reports are also saying that as the home invaders ran through the house they whispered “McCoy!” as they traveled through doorways and hallways.

Rumored to be staying in Stuttgart for next season and then coming to Bayern at this time next year.

Japan - Belgium had a bonkers second half but the Brazil - Belgium game was shot out of a cannon and kept that intensity for the full 90.

Neymar would find a way to slip and fall on stickem covered sandpaper.

Such a cunt. Or even at the end of the first half when he stayed down for several minutes grabbing the back of his head, even though he was slightly touched in the back. Wish the ref gave him a card for simulation but ignoring every time was just as good.

*Billy sees Fraudiola used once*

They should’ve scored a few more in qualifying.

They chose Gotze over him. That was their biggest mistake.

He was just playing Hummels’ role. Hummels tends to do that a few times throughout a match. Given the time remaining Kroos ad Gundogan were pushed way up rather than one dropping back to collect the pass.

When was Ronaldinho ever a striker?

Otamendi’s foot nailed him under his armpit. Should’ve been a red.

There’s 2-3 write-ups everyday ya wanker.

Opposing teams should have employed a pirater-une-Rioux strategy.

My bad.

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Takes about 40 years for a maple tree to grow large enough to tap for syrup though.