Yesterday I watched Killer Mike stand on stage and lead a crowd at the Panorama festival in a “Fuck Trump” cheer. He was clearly angry that Bernie Sanders had lost, as he was one of his biggest supporters and had really worked on advocacy on Sanders behalf. And since he’s a damn smart guy, he also finished off by…

He invented the vape... and electricity... not to mention the Benjamin

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.

So they are trying steal people’s phones? Or are they expecting MO pokemon fans to have a ton of valuables on them while playing pokemon go?

Well isn’t that what you do in pokemon, fight a random trainer and then take their money?

And yet he never got offered the Top Gear gig!

MATTHEWS: OK. Your most controversial suggestion was don’t take nuclear weapons — I mean, you may have been hooked into this by (inaudible).

I seem to recall Trump being the one who said that he's willing to use nuclear weapons against our NATO allies.

Day 17. Putin has been talking smack about me. A couple of nukes will let him know who’s boss.

chris christie is typing it. he's back from mcdonalds and had nothing else to do

Correct spelling and punctuation. As if.

Ellie, how do you type with such short fingers?

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

So he was killed because a company knowingly cut corners with their product? That just makes it worse.

“Hey, maybe let’s not add bullshit to a car that can result in death or injury?”

He really was an amazingly talented up and coming actor. After seeing him in Green Room, it felt like he was destined for some great things. Real shame.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area