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People go on about touchy-feely liberal clapter, but it’s always the edgy anti-PC crowd who give these tedious, preachy speeches. It’s the same kind of persecution complex that made late-period Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks so exhausting.

These big baby whiner comics only take these criticisms as proof of their edginess. 

2003 Dave would probably strangle himself to prevent 2021 Dave’s existence if he knew he’d become the sorta asshole who panders to the people who made him quit Chappelle’s Show in the first place.

Make Okoye the new Black Panther, problem solved. She’s the better character anyway.

Always grateful for Kara/potstickers scenes, but where has our Danvers Sisters Bonding Time gone?”

Back in Supergirl’s third season, the show started with a promising arc about Odette Annable’s Reign only to make a bizarre, disastrous late season swerve into an arc about Argo City instead.

Another hat tip to the writer that made Tony Blair the great interrupter of devastating emotional moments, YET AGAIN.

Man, fuck hallucination Cameron. Killing Buddy? For shame!

Anonymous could leak video evidence of Donald Trump taking a whiz on Ronald Reagan’s grave, while Greg Abbott gives out abortion pamphlets to pregnant teenagers, and Ted Cruz signs up transgender athletes for the Olympics and Republican voters STILL wouldn’t care.

I swear to God, I don’t think you actually watched the evil Dr. Strange episode. This is the second time you’ve acted surprised that he survived and like it’s some sort of narrative trick that he’s in a “pocket universe”, when the episode ended quite explicitly on Strange trapped, all by himself, in the universe he

Is making cars the only thing Porsche can do?

I find it frustrating that I have to read all the paragraphs of this article to understand what the full article is about? Why can’t the author craft each paragraph as a stand alone thought without the need of the context of the other paragraphs?

I continue to be bemusedly mystified by the suggestion that the interconnected nature of the MCU is a flaw. It’s not a bug or flaw, it’s a feature. Literally, from the post-credits stinger of Iron Man, it’s kind of the point. Now, some entries do a better job of balancing that feature with stories that function as

That show was so disappointing, the writing was really bland and generic.

I’m fine with someone being done, but this “hard to keep up” is pure hyperbole.  In the nearly 2.5 years since Endgame, there have been three movies total and 4 TV shows that didn’t run concurrently, so at most a 1 hour per week investment.

Somehow the modern revival of the concept of serialized fiction completely broke the ability of some critics to acknowledge it. How, after 29 movies/shows, can anyone still not get this? The MCU has not been standalone since its very first installment’s stinger. Period. It will not be, ever. Period. Not liking that

From the beginning, Barsanti seemingly has had a detailed list of rules for what this show needed to be. The shows needed to be standalone. The Watcher needed to not intervene. The alternate reality needed to be based on only one change to the MCU. And the show had to be intensely faithful to existing MCU canon

Sam, just.....move on, and let someone else review this show. You’re clearly not having a good time, and every comment section is about you, & not the show.

OTOH I just rewatched Hereditary and it’s fucking awesome the second time around.

I was just gonna say: a movie about vicious nihilism you say? Nah I had my share of vicious nihilism in just the last 24 hours, I’m good. Maybe in a few years after my PTSD that started in 2016 starts to diminish.