My gay ass isn’t procreating, so don’t you worry. I also won’t be killing myself by your suggestion, because you’re just an evil little shit.

I will be praying for you, though, babe.

When you say “We’ll all be happier,” you’re ignoring the fact that 1. you’re alone, there’s no “we” and 2. no matter what happens, you’ll…

Babe, I’m sorry about what you have become.

... so is that a yes or...?

You have to realize how fucking crazy you sound, right, babe?

Sweet dreams, ya dumb bitch.

Your whore mother should have invested in abortion. Your psych meds simply weren’t worth the money.

bae, ya cray

I would just like to take a moment to recognize that I called you “babe” and you proceeded to spend hours telling a stranger to commit suicide.

Babe, you’re out of your mind.

You’ve lost your marbles, ya goofy weirdo. Go set the neighbor’s cat on fire and then get some sleep, babe.

Please provide me your name and location so I can Google your obituary whenever you come down from this drug-fueled trainwreck you’re currently hurdling down.

I do appreciate that I have caught you in what appears to be some sort of mental breakdown.

Sweetheart, I want nothing more than to strike you.

Starting to get lazy.

Babe, are you on a bender?

babe, you cray

Babe, you’re as unhinged as your whore mother’s jaw when she was servicing the local fire department.

Babe, how inbred are you that you’re so reduced to using Minion memes like a goddamn 15 year-old? You whore mother takes after your whore grandmother, that’s for sure.

Babe.

Babe, why are you so sad inside?

It takes so very little to make you fly off the handle, babe.

So who was it that called you “babe,” huh? What’s the trigger there?

Babe, who called you babe? Why you so riled up about it?

“simpleton”

Ahhh, so you’re an angry virgin. I appreciate that you’re coloring in the details now.

So who called you “babe,” babe?