“LOLOLOLOL”

Your entire personality is just GIFs you found on the Internet. You are vacant.

Your mother should have scraped you out while she had the chance.

Bo Burnham? Seriously?

I love how explicitly you date yourself. It’s actually pretty charming that you’re in your thirties and haven’t actually matured since you were 21.

Sorry about your grandma. At least she probably taught you stuff.

Look, I’m sorry about your dead prostitute grandmother. She got what was cumming in her.

Not insults; observations.

And your grandmother is a fat, dead whore.

I don’t know if you grew up, either.

Is this the whore mother who squeezed you into this world? I would have words with her.

You realize that, since you’re pending approval, I can’t even see any of these GIFs, right? It’s a little on the nose that someone as bland as you is literally sending blocks of grey nothingness in lieu of, ya know, WORDS.

Sweetie, this ain’t it.

GIFs must be such a relief for you! No longer having to make up for your lack of wit.

You’re exhausting, Michael.

I don’t troll. I enlighten.

Keep up, you dumb cunt.

I say this with love, babe, but you’re a fucking trainwreck.

YIKES.

Stop clawing at my dick, ya dumb slut.

Kindly climb off my dick, babe.

If I’m being honest - which I always am - I think it’s incredibly flattering, this crush you have on me.

LOL if you think I’m going to read any of your word garbage.

Unrelated: but you’re hot trash. Love ya!

Hahahahahahaha people have been clocking you for being a miserable shit-stain for a while. Glad to know I’m not the first to notice, babe.