What an entertaining clusterfuck Disney allowed to happen.

Calm down.

Neat.

Neat.

I read that as “Bradley Cooper’s actual dong” and was briefly interested in seeing the film.

Neat.

“Cool story.”

Yeah, fuck Samantha Bee for... trying to get more Americans involved in the voting process?

Nah.

Truly an impressive amount of shit you just pulled out of your ass to feel smug and superior.

Is it good? Related: I genuinely hate titles or names that are basically un-Google-able. There’s a singer I love named Lights, and her name is useless in internet searching AND casual conversation. People: come up with a specific name or title.

Go run in traffic, you inbred fuckwit.

Kill yourself.

Consider suicide, you fucking idiot.

You’ve never touched another human being in your life, you fucking weasel.

calm down.

Fucking kill yourself.

Maybe? I mean, it’s not as if either of the movies are linked creatively, so I can’t imagine it’s anything beyond a coincidence.

With Age Of Heroes, Tom Breihan picks the most important superhero movie of every year, starting with the genre’s early big-budget moments and moving onto the multiplex-crushing monsters of today.

Sure you haven’t, babe. Sure you haven’t.