I don't see anything hypocritical or contradictory about legalizing gay marriage and having bestiality, polygamy, or incest remain illegal. (Pretty sure there's no law against adultery, unless it's one of those archaic old-timey laws like the sodomy laws some states still have on the books.)

Why would you pursue sex with this guy in the first place? Why? Why? Why?

Lindy, if some male misogynist was to say, "Yeah, I hate women, but it's really their fault for being such lame, sucky people, and if they'd stop yammering about 'misogyny' I'd like them a lot more" you would shit a brick, and rightly so. So the "point" you're making is pretty dumb and wrong.

Burden of proof is on you to explain why those patently very different acts are the same, pal.

False equivalency. Being gay isn't the same thing as being hot for animals, wanting to marry multiple people, wanting to marry relatives, or wanting to hook up with other people's spouses

Expertly executed concern trolling.

I'm so glad someone else thinks these are as gross as I do. I was starting to worry that I was alone in a world of empty-eyed, Dorito-taco-scarfing zombies.

Geez, try not to smack your lips with too much relish if this guy does get killed. It's a little gruesome the way you sound positively excited for him to die...

"It's now commonplace on Deadspin as well as several other outlets to, rather than engage someone in a conversation or be open to an opposing point of view, bully people and belittle them."

Takes one to know one ;) And the technique is working pretty well, by the way, so you can stop concern trolling.

"Any pundit who starts holding forth on the superior behavioral wisdom of small children deserves to be bitten by one."

It's national news. Or is that not "serious" enough for you?

Yep, that invalidates "they're" entire protest. (No it doesn't.)

This article is the precise left-wing equivalent of those right-wing ones that go, "You ever notice how black people commit a disproportionate number of crimes?" and conclude that black people are naturally criminal, or "You ever notice how women make up half the population but a tiny percentage of politicians and…

Yes, but just because it doesn't mean shit to YOU doesn't mean I'm wrong...

Big difference: the ACLU is crusading for something with a few more upsides for society than people-hole-punchers. I mean guns.

Not idiots, necessarily. Just (selectively) poorly informed, self-righteous, paranoid, vaguely racist, etc.

I have managed to sustain friendships with the opposite sex over a long period of time. Usually the people who are whining about this didn't want to be "just friends" in the first place...

Well, I'm glad a man has finally taken it upon himself to speak on behalf of the entire population of women and their needs. That certainly has never happened before, say in a presidential election or something...

People resent being told what to do and how they should feel, and I'm sure the rhetoric about how Romney/Ryan "hate women" or are "waging a war on women" turns off some women voters. I think "war" is a little strong myself, but I certainly don't think R&R have women's best interests at heart, or know what they are, or…