This isn’t really in response to you, but I don’t want to reply to the people who are actually saying this shit, and your comment is tangentially related:

It’s a persian slipper. It’s where Sherlock keeps his tobacco.

Not a clog. That’s Sherlock’s Persian slipper. It’s where he keeps his tobacco.

Nah, the o-zone is where I go every night from 10:00-10:30. And that smells completely different.

Currently pregnant, can’t smell electricity, but I can smell man funk from 50 paces.

i like coloring books. i was just coloring last night. I realize how “basic” it is, but i enjoy it. It has also helped me to quit smoking - keeps my hands busy.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

Is this level of vitriol towards Sex and the City chick really warranted? I dunno, I just heard a mom talking about her kid...

Waiting for someone to explain the snark re: Kristin Davis.

It means that someone near him thought he was a physical danger to himself or others. Involuntary psychiatric holds are a thing. This is very sad and very serious, but it’s probably not Jay calling in the illuminati.

A thong. Singular.

We used to call them thongs here too. Then SATAN introduced thong underwear, and we all went to hell in a hand basket.

Because these “people” see any movement for equality and respect as an infringement of their right to be bigoted, therefore THEY are being harrassed. You brown people and gays want to be treated fairly and with respect? MY RIGHTS ARE BEING TRAMPLED!!!!11111!! Harassment!!!

Yes, this, 100%. And the shit icing on the shit cake of this hypocrisy is that the cast wasn’t even booing him. They were asking the audience NOT to boo. And all the cast did was thank him for coming and express their hope that he will work for all Americans. How in any way is that harrassment?!

Heckling the president at State of the Union? Not harassment.

Can someone please explain to me what the apology would be? Sorry we expect you to protect all Americans? Sorry we hear the words you say and see the actions you take and find them potentially indicative of the person you are?

The irony of Trump asking for a safe space for Pence is so ironic that I’m not sure you can even call it irony anymore.

I read an interview with her where she said that Olive Oyl was her favorite role because Olive was such a powerful woman—that she loved playing that character. I loved that movie—and both her and Robin Williams.

I never thought Tony Bennett would make me want to throw up all over my desk but here we are.