I’d rather hear Tubthumping twice than Famous three times.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Not just one! Lee Pace’s bitchy Thranduil was incredibly giffable.

martin freeman saved those movies from disaster this is the gospel truth

It’s fascinating to me that a reporter took the time to ferret out that this was a publicity stunt...but Matt Lauer (and other network “journalists”) can’t be bothered to fact check a goddamned Presidential candidate on air.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself.

As in life, the ultimate party guest ghost is, of course, Charles Nelson Reilly.

If your kale has a bad year you don’t go fucking bankrupt and lose your home and farm! Let’s not even get in to water rights, or keeping cattle alive in 110 degree heat, or citrus loss in a January cold snap, or raisins getting water logged in an October Thunderstorm. Let’s not talk about all the shit that can happen…

The Rock’s professional reputation is actually why I automatically crossed Kurt Russell off the list of suspects: The Rock is developing a reboot of Big Trouble in Little China. I cannot believe he would risk pissing Russell off or even just insulting him when that project is still in the works. And not just to remain…

this. it makes us allies feel like it’s lose-lose and it is defeating.

Or, to put it more simply: If you think everyone’s an asshole, usually you’re the asshole.

I’m still sad Lord&Taylor didn’t catch on.

...is this really that weird/depressing to the parents out there?

Let’s put it into perspective: yes, his father was abusive. Yes, you could say that the way he was a child star made it so he never had a childhood.

Sympathy isn’t a zero sum game. I think it’s possible to feel bad for his victims, hope they have gotten help and also acknowledge that he was subjected to a bunch of really personality warping stuff.

The first few months you do think about it all the time. When we first moved in our neighborhood was half built and we were one of the only houses on the block. Plus, we back up to woods. I’d find fox tracks, bobcat scat-one time I caught a bunch of wild turkeys peering in the back window. Whenever I’d walk the dog…

She may have been the main/only reason that financing fell into place.

That would be a fantastic dark comedy.

True, we Californians don’t have hurricanes or tornadoes, but at least with those two things, there’s either lots of warning/lead time, or you know what the conditions are that will lead to one (thunderstorms —> possible tornado).

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…