I mean, “LOL” at the people who didn’t get it, and “Double LOL” at the people who emailed you, but just this morning, Redford made two pretty silly errors unrelated to this article.

It’s annoying how self-impressed Deadspin has become.

Not nearly as many that just shook their head at it and silently mourned the state of journalism in today’s culture.

Due respect, I see what you were trying to do but at some point you have to admit it didn’t work. I’m surprised you guys decided to double down in this post.

What if the joke isn’t funny and you beat it into the ground anyway?

This isn’t as clever as you think it is.

Shit, I just now noticed that one girl is “playing” a funnel for putting oil/transmission fluid in a car. Genius. Too bad Simpsons sucks.

No. What the fuck is wrong with you?

The Sixers did not have the worst record in the East last year

Sixers did not have the worst record in the NBA last year.

What the fuck, bro? Jesus fucking Christ, is there no vetting/editing going on at Gawker Media? I mean, this is a fucking headline, you moron! And it's completely wrong. The reporting is insipid and stupid and was clearly done without paying one iota of attention. You just wrote a punchy paragraph assuming incorrect…

Hey Timothy, Harrison Barnes plays for the Warriors not the 76ers. Golden state won. Thanks for the stellar reporting though.

Still felt like a win. I still love this team and believe we’ll be good soon. I actually pulled a muscle freaking out in my room while watching the last minute and a half.

Except you’re the one who called him a troll.

I don’t think you understand what a troll is.

If you arrange to meet someone you have never met in a hotel its not considered a “ date” especially once his pee pee is in your mouth. I take rape seriously but I think this will be found to be a shakedown attempt.

No where did I see anything about violence. Altercation doesn’t specifically mean someone was attacked. Don’t jump the gun. This could have just as easily been a heated shouting match someone overheard and opted to call the police to be on the safe side.

Except that Shia Labeouf puts in some good work from time to time.

Seriously, I know Manziel has done a lot to rub people the wrong way even before his pro career. But I can’t help feeling that it’s a shame because, unlike a lot of qb draft busts, the guy actually showed some promise on the field this year.

I’m thinking more like Lindsay Lohan (good kid career, failed as an adult in part because of the drink). At least Shia has had some success as a pro.