I CAN BE A SENATOR, MARC.

Interesting concept. The GOP has been taken over by nightmare alliance of the Jocks and Theater Kids.

The entire former Confederacy is in line before us, minimum.

Can three? I also hate this shit.

By 2030 the Senate is going to look like a VH1 reality show. Senators Rock, Jenner, Flav, Pinsky and Osbourne introduce a bill legalizing breastfeeding in confessional booths.

Uh, sure. Okay.

I hope it makes a hillion jillion dollars if only to convince Hollywood that a big summer movie does not *have to* clock in at least 140 minutes.

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best! Also Islam is a disease!"

I am so ashamed of how much I loved "Team America" back in college. I honestly thought the "dicks fuck assholes" bit was relevatory in some way.

I listened to it on my commute, it was fine. If done right, the movie could be a nice fun watch.

Man, Mario Van Peebles is pretty damn funny in that one. Time for a rewatch.

When Scott Walker busted the unions in 2010 he became a folk hero to the GOP base here. They *love* him and anyone around him, they vote like hell too.

I have frequently had the conscious thought recently: "Hey, at least The Rock seems like a nice dude! That's a step up!"

Generally, the cohort poisoned by the government would be voting for his opponent, so it really works out for him.

That video for "Po-Dunk" is the pure essence of pandering. The only place to for him to go from here is an actual snuff video wherein Whiskey Tango bikini girls literally murder a Prius driver by forcing him to breathe diesel smoke.

Grant commanded all US Armies in the Civil War and served as Lincoln's de facto ambassador to the CSA late in the war. That would be roughly infinity+1 more governmental and executive experience than the Rock has.

You're right, but I think that new habitat has really sped up evolution. It seems there really is a new species of hyper-bilious sacks of shit at large now.

I can't even watch this show anymore. Any joke predicated on normalcy in DC makes my stomach upset.

For little 6 year-old me, it was Jabba eating one of those wet wriggling things in that fish bowl. Ran and hid under my bed and swore off Star Wars for like the next five years.

Yeah, the first one I think.