Agreed. He’s writing fanfic for a character he has a crush on, not a real person.

This is a really genius conjecture. I also said in another thread that these passages read a lot like a fanfic Cliff Sims created where he imagines himself in the role of the president. Most powerful man in the world plus got a smokin hot wife who’s in love with him. Ultimate fap fodder.

I’m ready for him to leave the spotlight already. I have no idea why Colbert had him on, but I guess somebody thought it was worth it.

I thought the exact same thing. This is a mythology only he was seeing to make his feelings work in his head. 

First they came for MSNBC and I did nothing because the libs deserved it.

I feel like a Google Sheets doc is more useful, crowdsource that list.

So are we putting together a list of dudes we want to see Terry Crews slap the shit out of? Because if so hold up a sec and let me make a PDF real quick.

Nah, that’s perfect form for power lifting bench.

When I was pregnant, for the first time, I was living about 700 miles from home. I was so sad (undiagnosed peripartum depression also known as F ing nuts). So, back home, my sisters threw me a shower with all the aunties and cousins and took tons of pictures.Then they put all the gifts in a car and drove the presents…

I’m assuming Mr. Washing then punched drunk stranger in the face. If not, I’m assuming Ms. Washing is now a single mom. 

My best friend (we’ll call her Washing) was expecting her first and her best friend decided to throw her a shower. It was weird, there were only a handful of people there (Washing’s family are on the other side of the world) and the party-organiser got wasted.

Is is absolutely the most gorgeous thing!!!!!

My baby shower about 9 months ago was OTT- it kicked off at 11am and ended around 5pm. I had a blast. So I know usually people don’t get showers for their second baby, but a) who cares about rules and b) it’s actually really nice to get a day to celebrate and be with friends in the midst of a second pregnancy -when…

Woo! I’ve got one! So, this chick was the SiL of my best friend, and when the baby shower invites  get  around, my best friend *begged* me to go because “jesus christ Heathens, this bitch is insane and I need a damn witness”

Speaking of baby showers... About two weeks ago I went out to dinner with my mom, and asked her if she would hold a baby shower for me. She said no, resulting in LOTS of tears and hurt feelings on my part (eventually she was better able to articulate why and now I completely understand and am not hurt at all). After…

There’s really nothing else to say besides:

I highly doubt that any of the “fresh faces” we were told that the Speakership needed so desperately would’ve had either the historical and procedural knowledge or courage to do this. Experience matters. Knowledge matters.

“Man, I ain’t reading about some rich Jack & Jill Negro Part....ooh is that Angela Bassett AND Amirah Vann IN THE SAME ROOM????”

‘Twas glorious. Now, if only the Saints would march all over the Eagles.

Whipping his dick out was bad enough, but he also actively tried to ruin the careers of those women and anyone who tried to report on it as well. People don’t talk about that enough. Like so much fucking hand-wringing over a guy’s “ruined reputation” and literally nothing about the reps of all the women he crushed…