Charlotte will help you get your steps in for the day.  

Whereas I would love to see Charlotte ranked lower, but maybe that has to do with how I ALWAYS seem to have to fucking run through the interminable E terminal to catch a connection.  God I hate that.

let me live.

Dear Salty,

Both my wife and I work very hard and we think we deserve, nay, are entitled to blow off a lot of steam with a nice dinner out with our 14 month-old Instabook tenant.

Yet we get dirty looks (of jealousy?) wherever we go because we find it convenient to change our kid’s nappy at our table. (It’s the good…

Girl, I wouldn’t care if I was naked with a needle in my arm, if Oprah showed up that shit BETTER be on camera for when I brag my brains out about it. #Thatsjustme

Nothing says Republican family values like a man and the woman he left his wife and 5 children for.

At this point if black women said “fuck all of yall” and boarded a spaceship and peaced out Id wish them nothing but the best, we dont deserve their presence on this planet

Nope, you piece it back together after being destroyed to ensure it can continue killing innocent people!

In a town with a population of under 9,000 people, multiple mass murders and strings of murder-suicides should be pretty easy to track....

lol why are you so pressed???????

Hi. This is Paul, Jim’s brother.

haha yes. I told my wife when i saw the commercial last saturday, “that camera’s for black people” I think i will give out some for Christmas gifts and keep one for me

I don’t begrudge his trying to avoid taxes and save a few bucks.

This is both awesome and about the redneckiest kismet possible.

I fully blame the teachers, this whole bullshit about there not being a plan in place is a lie they made up to cover their asses after they used the drill to harass and belittle a trans girl.

Don’t bother to google.

See and with my second son ( expecially) I could have stood there in heels and holding the baby. I felt great and I acknowledge I’m an outlier. 

Yeah, I worded that poorly— the *anger* just doesn’t seem directed at Kate to me, but that doesn’t mean I’m right. 

He’s a Republican. They’re always scared shitless.

“The Duchess of Sussex continues to be the cool one; Kate could maybe step it up.”