MF please...

Preach!

Amen to this and further - people who floor the accelerator/toot their horn at you when you’re going as quickly as possible at an earmarked crosswalk fucking suck and they are everywhere.

Did anyone else think of Pauly from Goodfellas cutting onions in jail with a razor? Because I did.

The grand canyon blew my fucking mind when I saw it. I had only seen pictures, but seeing in person was breathtaking. Then my husband proposed and I couldn’t stop looking at my ring. 10/10 would go again!

I have someone close with Parkinson’s, and we have all kinds of workarounds for him, so I understand.

I’ve actually had people, usually dudes younger than me, tell other guys not to swear in front of me. To which my response is “yeah, asshole, I’m a fucking lay-DEE.”

When one receives the gift of blackness, hate is an included accessory. It comes with the package.

I don’t understand successful people like her. I don’t even have enough time in the day to cook dinner...

i think a lot of assholes confuse colloquiums and misc phrases for as some excuse to shitpost

but pro-tip:  you just wind up looking like a “well actually”  dick bag

I have been informed and I am resending the gofundme info to all who read the post

Frankly, I cannot even fathom being the person who does not buy a bottle of water from an eight-year-old in this situation. It’s a child trying to earn some pocket money! It’s freaking water, which is most welcome in this heat! I mean, what else is there to say but: “How much is it, sweetie?”

He is always sketchy, eh?!

I find the “momma bear” conceit irksome. It's usually used by women excusing bad behavior.

I can’t decide if this is Karmic Darwinism or Darwinian Karma?

I was raised by a single mom. She was, at all times, my mother. At no point was she ever playing both roles or doing double duty. Whatever she did, whatever any parent does - is their job, the one they signed up for.

As I get older I realize even my holiday wishlist is getting shorter and the things I want can’t be bought with money.

She posted an unlisted article on Medium that didn’t name Hardwick. She had said her primary purpose was to vent and find closure. Others found the post, easily figured out who it was about, and put him on blast across social media.

Think of it this way. Is she saying anything? Like, she could tweet something right?