If you’re not embarrassing the hell out of your kids, you’re probably doing marriage wrong.

Actually, my wife of 21+ years and I look at each other like that. 3 kids later, still making googly eyes. I still wake up wondering why she is still here? With me? I have never deserved her or her patience or understanding. She is amazing and just as beautiful as the day I met her in my senior year of college. But…

My heart is a shriveled lump of coal but even I turn into a giggly school girl when I see Michelle and Barry. This is the kind of love I want. That’s it. I don’t want to accept anything else. I want a love filled with mutual respect, dedication and admiration, where both people pull their weight and do the work to…

If Stormfront and Jezebel had a baby ...

The actual double 1080 run for those that want to see it:

That dress is gorgeous! (As is the model)

I’m going to use this place to talk about the new diet coke ad.

Agreed.

I about died when Scully compared the flavor of the lemon-lime Jell-O to “Leprechaun Taint”.

The two lessons from this are that these women are incredibly brave, and that they deserve a world where they don’t have to be brave.

OK, everyone, be civil to whatever office drone has to answer the phone today...

Viola Davis is brave, she’s fierce, she dares to be vulnerable, she’s loving and at 52, she is also a woman who is running out of fucks to give. Inspiration indeed.

If I opened a gift bag and found this? I would not be unhappy

I would also like to speak on behalf of the generously be-titted who love to cook: aprons are not fucking meant for us. (Not that this is Meghan’s problem.) Every cute apron ever made does the dreaded slide and ends up hugging one giant can and looks like shit and fuck aprons.

Heh. Absolutely true story. It’s the late ‘80s (this is important), and I’m with my long-term GF (about my age, 22/23 or so), in her bedroom at her folks’ house. Sometime about midnight-ish, rowdiness starts to happen, and the GF is pining for some candle-play. So the tapers come out (we were duly diligent, so they…

Someone activated the spore drive and our Don Lemon got switched with the mirror universe’s woke Don Lemon and now people are confused.

“It is very sad for me that they didn’t like it and I’m finding that very difficult to accept.”

Yea, like I said to others, I get it. But just not for me. We have a small child and I don’t ever see us going on or to a cruise or all-inclusive resort. Just doesn’t jive with our idea of fun. It kind of “American washes” anywhere you go, like you never left normal, any state, USA. That isn’t what a vacation in my…

BUT IT IS SUCH A GOOD DEAL!!!!!