Now you're just talking crazy. s/

The muffin shop is closed!

Since everyone else has already explained all the ways they are self supporting, I have nothing more to add but this hilarious Rick Santorum endorsement.

Thank you! I hate that they've managed to create this myth that they're bootstrappers. That's how it is with white conservatives though. They can never be takers. No matter how much government they get, no matter how much they game the tax system. It's only "those people" that are the takers and moochers.

Also humans tend to be prone to back problems because our spines are a relic of the days before we evolved to become upright and have difficulty supporting our weight. Then there is the appendix which we don't need and sometimes get so infected they must be surgically removed. Why is God still making us with…

Do you call women females while calling men men? If not, this isn't about you so there's no need to have the "not all men!" melt down.

What the fuck are you talking about? Three year olds know that adult humans are called men and women. Why would somebody not know the word women? Why are you bending over backwards to excuse sexist language? Like I've said several times, calling men men and women females is something misogynists do. It is how…

Years of personal experience. That's how I know. Misogynist men always refer to men as men and women as females. Non misogynist men never do that. I'm not assuming innocent ignorance because the person I was responding to showed no signs of struggling with the English language.

Because it's a misogyny red flag when men call women "females." When men are men and women are females it hints that he views men as fully human and women as on the same level as hamsters or lemurs or whatever.

My old number either used to be the number of an airport cab service or is really close to it. I used to get calls at all hours of the day and night and my phone really blew up during the holidays. People would get annoyed with me for not being the taxi they expected and they expected me to be able to tell the…

When I was visiting a friend in D.C. we were walking around Dupont circle and tourists stopped us to ask if we knew where a Cheesecake Factory was. It wasn't even that they were too lazy to find a good local restaurant so they popped into the nearest chain. They were specifically seeking one. WTF?

Apparently "Nice Guys" are still whiny assholes when the do have girlfriends. Who knew!?

Any comment on the internet can be true or can be fake. Most of the time we'll never know. However, these kinds of stories ring true because they match up with real life experiences. It doesn't matter all that much if it's true, it's a jumping off point for conversation.

What a mess. I couldn't even watch it all. I'm officially over Beyoncé. I liked her for a long time (as much as I'm capable of liking a pop star anyway), but it's over. We finally reached peak Beyoncé.

Is the owl female? If yes, there are females on the packaging. Of course, if you meant human females, there is a word for that. Women. We're called women.

That was fast! I'm sure the number of people who actually can't eat fruit is very small. My point was that the number of people claiming it will skyrocket if fruit free diets become a fad.

The people who think fruit is actually bad for you are growing in number. Now that gluten sensitivity is jumping the shark, I predict the anti fruitites will ascend the Throne of the Special Snowflake.

That's really creepy. It reminds me of that episode of Freaks and Geeks when the bully snuck a peanut into Bill's food and he had to go the emergency room.

A lot of people have certain foods that make them feel crappy. For me it's red meat. For others it's dairy. If a food makes you feel shitty, stop eating it and shut up about it (not directed at you specifically, just humanity in general). I think the reason people roll their eyes at non-celiacs who complain about…

I love Center Stage so much. I'm usually not into chick flick type movies either. Eva was by far the best character too. I'll always like Zoe a little for it. Not the right actress for Nina Simone though.