Me thinks Solange's programming didn't take and her brain had a violent overcompensation.

If that's the case she needs to stop drinking. I can't stand people who turn into a complete mess after of drinks. If I were Beyoncé, I would not take her anywhere.

I've had to use this so many times today. Sigh.

Alternate theory time: Did anyone see those orbs? I think the elevator is haunted and Solange became possessed by the evil spirit.

This article seems to have drawn in the MRAs and their straw man and false equivalency arguments.

She's giving me Juliette Lewis in Cape Fear vibes. I guess that means B Coop is the Robert Deniro character. Yep. Shady as fuck.

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that they smell really musky but other than that they may be OK.

Sadly, no. If memory serves, this is a troll who spouts every MRA talking point and then gets indignant when accused of being an MRA.

Holy fuck! Was this in a public school or an evangelical Christian school?

Oh dear. So, you think it was better when we didn't have rights because chivalry? Just FYI, rates of domestic violence have sharply dropped in recent decades too. I'll take feminism over chivalry any day.

None of my schools ever had us recite the pledge of allegiance. I had no idea it was still done until I reached adulthood and met people from other places. It seems really archaic.

Yep. Shoplifting is a recently invented crime. It never, ever happened when you were a kid! If people are so much worse these days; why have crime rates fallen sharply in the past few decades?

That was my thought too. This seems related to the nuisance laws that wealthier people are never charged with and poor people, particularly poor POC are hit with at the drop of a hat.

Getting caught shoplifting Tic-tacs and Binaca at 14 put an end to my life of crime.

A friend tried to convince us she used to be a back up dancer for Prince. We are in Minnesota, but still. Come on. She's never even had any dance training.

We should eat cake together because I like the center pieces with less icing.

You forgot the hot waiter who suggestively holds the phallic shaped pepper grinder.

Um, what? I've got nothing against Angelina Jolie. In fact, I like her. I never presumed she was friendless just because Chelsea Handler said so. You just need to get a grip. She's a celebrity. Not your friend.

I now know what Michael K of Dlisted means when he says 'Brangeloonies.'

I get what you're saying. I assume though that she was referring to the type of woman who thinks all other women are catty bitches or the kind of woman that aggressively flirts with other women's husbands/boyfriends/love interests and then proclaims women don't like her because they're jealous. I'm betting Hollywood…