Looks like you read today’s “Letters From an American” entry.

COVID didn’t kill enough of those idiots and the ones that survived it now erroneously think they are invincible.

“Any cock’ll do!”

“Tell Richard the story.”

No need to worry about the dismal health care, once we deregulate everything more people will just die at work/going about their daily routines so they won’t even need healthcare. Checkmate.

“the Jazz Singer!”

At least if Trump wins we can look forward to 4+ years of people blaming Bidenflation for prices skyrocketing because it definitely isn’t caused by the incredibly stupid tariff plan Trump keeps tossing around. And we’ll get rid of all those immigrants!!!... except all the ones that go to college here and get automatic…

I’m going to take out this tape of you fighting fraud, and show you this OTHER tape of traitors trying to overthrow democracy and install a fascist dictator...THAT IS YOU!!!!!!!

Guys let me say something...I’m an insurrectionist...you see, what you did on this tape here looks a lot like what me and my insurrectionist…

I wish they would, Pesto is generally the worst part of the show. I really liked the era before they got the new voice actor.

Not surprising why it was so hard to locate him, they had the Royal Duke of Dutch in custody for 2 months until his identity was confirmed.

Jay is my name, Insurance is my game. Insurrection was a game I also used to play.

I’m actually pretty sure he just recently said if he loses, he’d do it again! Which means he’s not only telegraphing his plans for another insurrection, but admitting he planned the first!

Still so bummed about this. He was my favorite Mr Show cast member, and I always loved seeing him crop up on shows here and there. MAGA is a helluva drug. 

I never would have imagined a venn diagram where Mr Show and January 6th overlap

He’ll be gargling mustmayostardayonnaise

He should be accompanied at all times by a Public Safety Engineer wearing an “I’m with an insurrectionist” sandwich board. 

“Perhaps he can woo a jury with some well-timed falls into a collection of thimbles.”

Its amazing, we’re still locking these people up and the guy who incited it is in line to retake the White House.

I’m reminded of the band Cold, who got booed off the stage multiple shows on Weezer’s Green Album tour. It finally came out that they’d paid to get on the tour.

As I was a while male in my early 20s in the year 2000s, I was way too into NuMetal.