NO ONE HELP HIM!!!

NO ONE HELP HIM!!

I never would have imagined a venn diagram where Mr Show and January 6th overlap

He’ll be gargling mustmayostardayonnaise

He should be accompanied at all times by a Public Safety Engineer wearing an “I’m with an insurrectionist” sandwich board. 

I ain't afraid of no rolley coaster!

“Perhaps he can woo a jury with some well-timed falls into a collection of thimbles.”

Can't wait for the move about this whole sordid affair. The Story of The Story of The Story of The Insurrection.

If he goes to jail he won’t have to worry about the dangers of the Devastator at Thrill World.

I’m reminded of the band Cold, who got booed off the stage multiple shows on Weezer’s Green Album tour. It finally came out that they’d paid to get on the tour.

As I was a while male in my early 20s in the year 2000s, I was way too into NuMetal.

Thoughts from an internet rando:

My biggest memory of Crazy Town will always be from an MTV special about OzzFest. They dedicated a few minutes to dunking on Crazy Town, who got kicked off the tour for being disruptive. They cut to Crazy Town’s set, Shifty is trying to get the crowd going, and they’re just having none of it. Two soundbites that stick…

I would have disagreed with your initial statement, but phrasing it as “died 30 years earlier than expected” is a good justification.

Sadly, the only shocking part of hearing he was found dead in his home is that Shifty Shellshock was a homeowner.

Smart devices and the internet killed print and decentralized journalism. Late stage capitalism forced online journalism to chase clicks instead of report news.  We now live in a world where 99.9% of the “news” is all bias, click bait, outrage reporting across the board.  Its a fucking mess and depressing

Buncha fuckin’ neckbeards in Silicon Valley decided to put their hacker ethos bullshit on news, and also that - surprise! - the only thing of value in journalism was the thing they happened to be selling. 

The issue seems to be that so many of her fans apparently believe that they have a deep and personal relationship with Taylor Swift when, obviously, they don’t. So it’s like someone is attacking a close and dear friend who needs to be defended by her besties! 

“Basically, until society accepts that journalism isn’t much of a moneymaker and stops trying to milk it for cheap clicks”

The tone of this piece is bleak. And accurate.