These topsy-turvy days demand Turner D. Century.

We all know who it should be!

Christians are generally idiots.

I feel ashamed for doing this, but...

If you don’t like “same mistake”, I’m open to “both fucking stupid”.

the line of demarcation between OT warrior/psychopath God and detached paternalist God

Them using the “fulfill” quote as an abolishment of OT law makes no sense to me, especially given the context of the full passage and even moreso the one after - 

Reminds me of the Louis Black bit about how “The old testament if for us Jews” and that the Christians couldn’t handle the scary and vindictive OG and had to bring in “the nice young man who talked about love and peace.” 

I don’t know about edgelords, but atheists are funny in that they’re making the same mistake as religious people.

very much! so many evangelicals will go on and on about the “new covenant in christ, he fulfilled the law, sooooo”

also like...i’m not gonna be working with him ever, so what do i care if he’s costing apple millions by being late? frankly that’s kind of cool.

“with his tail between his legs”

You say “crawled back” to WWE but I would say “was offered $30M of voting shares and a seat on the board.”

It’s borderline refreshing to hear a story of a major Hollywood celebrity who’s just kinda shitty to work with. Like, not quietly racist / misogynitic / homophobic / transphobic, not a secret QAnon dipshit, not flexing his status for sexual favor, not an Armie Hammer-style sex cannibal. Just a chronically late dick, us…

Came here to say exactly this.

Jewish people were persecuted and the answer was to give them their own State.

There was a British Jewish historian named Tony Judt, now passed, who did what he thought at the time, his duty and worked on a kibbutz during the Six Days War. While the kibbutzim tended to be from the left, and not batshit insane right-wingers in the IDF, he was still struck by their naivete and complete ignorance…

I gotta love this article for trying. Velma still sucks, but at least this time it KNOWS it sucks and says “fuck you” to the people who say it sucks.

Their take on the good cop/bad cop routine on w/ Bob & David was maybe the funniest take on an age-old premise I’ve ever seen. Not many sketches get the ‘instant twist’ laugh of Odenkirk’s bad cop pausing and asking, “Wait, what? He said that?”