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weirdsister

I don’t know why, but I can say for certain he never stood a chance at winning in that district.

Juicy juicy info for ya:

Yesssssssss. One step closer to PREZ coming true.

I’ve been calling Julian Castro since like 2013, and I don’t like being wrong. Hoping it’s him or Warren, but it’ll probably be someone boring like Vilsack or Kaine. Blah.

New phone who dis?

I absolutely cannot wait!!! I loved the show so very much. I went to see the Ab Fab movie last night in Berkeley and they advertised the movie. I’ve never seen a HBO advert before a movie. Everyone was cheering.

I still haven’t watched the second season, but I think of the episode where Richie and Patrick go on a spontaneous day-long date at least once a week.

Debatable to describe them as “married the whole time”. They were married, divorced, got remarried, separated, got back together and now, apparently, they’re separating again (looks like it’s her turn to file). So depending on what day that article came out, they might have been married, separated or between

God damnit I always forget she's the girl/woman from Pineapple Express until I see pics.

Can i go on this vaca with you? I will buy all the wine and be a good listener. Promise.

I want do not want Charles in charge of me.

Her 18-year friendship with Batali: “He was just teasing me about every boyfriend I brought to [Batali’s restaurant] Babbo over the years. He liked Brad Pitt, if you want to know. Didn’t like Ben Affleck that much.”

Sounds like a prime oppurtunity for a few Chuck Norris food memes....

Things Mike Norris can afford: Beef Jerky

Imagine if Chuck Norris's son had a kale-smoothie with chia seeds and almond milk. The universe would implode

TWIRL ON THOSE HATERS, QUEEN

I bet the dude’s got 25 pounds of impacted shit in his colon, a la John Wayne

The best part of that Chuck Norris article: “An allergic reaction to food was ruled out because he’d only eaten cheese and beef jerky throughout the day.”