I’m never, ever alone with two. And only one them is fully mobile. This woman is a saint. I hope she invests in some hard core bathroom locks.

And if they don’t you have to run and find them because they are up to something.

“Is she ever alone?” NEVER. They follow you everywhere.

Being a mother of small children is incredibly difficult. It’s also draining to be pregnant while caring for kids. Even when you want them and have the support of family and a partner like this woman, having children is hard and takes a certain amount of strength.

Yeah, she and her partner need a baby-sitter money GoFundMe. Damn. I’m at my limit of patience with two, I can’t imagine five so close in age.

I’m happy for her if she’s happy but this might be a good time to remind people that the WHO recommends 2 years between pregnancies so that a woman’s body can fully recover from child birth.

That’s true. A lot of people will move onto shinier things. But I tend to get very comfortable in the SM I like. Which is why Jez is pretty much the only site I really comment on anymore and a lot of people are like that. I won’t leave for shiny, but I’ll leave for better.

oh my god FUCK those dudes. I love i09 but need to take a break for a while because they are SUCH FUCKING MISOGYNISTIC RACISTS on these articles. And then they type things like, “Lol bet all the jezzies are getting their panties in a twist!” And I’m like, over vile and threatening racial/sexist abuse? You bet my…

Joe Walsh threatened Obama’s life on Twitter and he still has an account. He tweeted ten minutes ago (in defense of Melania, natch).

Right? Deadspin is frequently full of nice surprises and I freaking hate sports. Their commentariot, however? Aces.

Do you remember The Switch Friday? That was the most fun I’ve ever had on kinja... until Kim snapped the receipts. Deadspin commenters are the tits.

It’s endlessly amusing to me that, after Jezebel, the regular Deadspin commenters are the most with-it.

Yeah. I was like, damn, I miss my Jezebel peeps.

Unfortunately. That just makes it worse.

You know why.

Because they’re white dudes.

I made that mistake earlier because it was cross-posted here, and my belief in humanity took a direct and severe hit :(

I felt so bad for her yesterday. Leslie is life and she’s always so positive.

Don’t read the Gizmodo version of this article unless you want to have a rage stroke!