There are now 9 times as many smart phones in the world than there are smart people. Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

Joseph Smith used this exact same strategy to start the entire Mormon religion.

On the flip side, we get sunburned so very easily.
The struggle is real!

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.

You try to find a competent, clean, accessible women’s doctor office accepting new Medicaid patients in Texas that will provide all the services PP does and work with their schedules and tell me again how easy it is.

For upper income women, it’s a D&C, not that awful abortion.

Because poor women make lawmakers feel better about themselves. Lawmakers can look at poor women and blame all negative circumstances and outcomes on those women and not the system that failed. Lawmakers get to pat themselves on the back for doing nothing to help.

Why do so many lawmakers hate poor women?

Fuck you Texas.

Threats need to be taken seriously but I’m not sure how much of a threat this woman is.

What if he never gets to enjoy a steak again ? So sad....

It’s always been scary to be a poc, but now white supremacists feel they have more power because of trump and can act against poc with impunity.

Well. Here is was ready to close out 2016 all bitter and cynical like and you had to go post this. THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.

Several people have said Twitter should rename “While you were away...” as “Jesus, fuck, what did he do now???”

I am BEGGING you, Electoral College, you need to nut up and gird your ovaries and do whatever else and END THIS FARCE. This shit needs to close in Peoria before it ever gets near Broadway.

It would be a meeting with genuinely smart folks you can’t bullshit. He’d know that they knew he was stupid.

Every headline relating to Trump is like reading an Onion headline out of context. You do a double take, read it again, and then you realize it’s a joke.

Except it’s not, and then you just scream internally forever.

the most unbelievable part of the whole story is that this hayseed fucknut uttered the word “nefarious”