“Schitzenghoster”

This is good parenting.

My husband refers to that as “winning the game.” I’m not sure what game that is, but it sounds gross.

What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.

I wish you had looked. I would want to look.

omg starting Wednesday, my skin was like “you know what your life needs? Zits.”

I poop as often as I can, but then again, I’m an hourly employee

I’ve had several “incognito” poops. The kind where you wipe and it’s clean. There’s no trace at all.

So much efficient.

I am angrier at the white women than the white men. Because I expected the white guys to vote with their penises, but I hoped that my fellow white women wouldn’t disappoint me. Well...they did. Bigly.

Honestly, I think a lot of scare white people already thought the office of POTUS was diminished when we elected a black man. If a *gasp* black man can be president than anyone can (well, except for a woman).

Third-party voters and the “They’re equally bad, so I just didn’t vote!” geniuses as well.

I was flipping between CNN and CBC tonight and ended up landing on CBC because I was transfixed by their panel. They did not hold back at all. I will watch anything that features Danielle Moodie-Mills, forever. She was so passionate and articulate, but also heartbreakingly defeated.

I’ve already posted this elsewhere, but here it goes again, with updated numbers, because it will never be too much:

In 2000 people were worried about stupidity taking power and slowing social change. It wasn’t nearly as disappointing as the idea of hate taking power and reversing civil rights.

Worse than 2000 by leaps and bounds.

This is INSANE. My vote was decided long before the “Grab em by the pussy” shitstorm, but thought that was the final nail in the coffin and women would overwhelmingly not allow this sexual predator to become president. Wow. So wrong. Fuck.

Because the need to openly call people ‘nigger’ is stronger than you realize.

Wonder whether the florist, caterer, minister, photographer, reception center etc. will have a religious objection and legally be able to discriminate against you too.

This is one of the only thoughts helping me hang on. Trump has to positions. He has moods and whims that change everyday. And it was clear that he got Pence onboard by promsing him he’d get to be more powerful than Cheney was. I’m still terrified of Pence, but at least he won’t accidentally lean against The Button…