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One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

You’re right: a Dodgers fan calls a corkscrew a “twistystabber”

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

I am fortunate to live less than an hour from the All-Clad factory near Pittsburgh. They have two factory sales each year and you can get INSANE deals on all of their products, including all lines of pots/pans/bakeware. I’m talking ~$20 for a frying pan, etc. If you are in western PA in November (I think the other…

I am fortunate to live less than an hour from the All-Clad factory near Pittsburgh. They have two factory sales each…

That’s nothing. The Seattle Mariners frequently fill up to six positions with players who cannot throw, hit, catch, or run.

“Things would have been a little simpler for me if I had a center fielder who didn't throw.”

Actually, you won’t let women drive because Saudi men are masochistic pricks.

Matt, on behalf of all Giants fans, thank you; the 2014 World Series Championship title would not have been possible without your dipshit push button managing.

That is the face of a man who is staring unemployment in the face. It is also the face of a man who finds auto-play videos on Deadspin.

Three Colts fans are happy to see a bolt on the receiving end.

“it’s totally screwed on wrong.”

How Many Katrina Retrospectives Are Too Many?

Because Alex Smith is an anagram for Le Max Shit, which sounds French.

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

Are crying and laughing interchangeable? You can decide.

“Of course not! One’s not sex.”

“I’m crying” - then it’s probably anal