I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

I am fortunate to live less than an hour from the All-Clad factory near Pittsburgh. They have two factory sales each year and you can get INSANE deals on all of their products, including all lines of pots/pans/bakeware. I’m talking ~$20 for a frying pan, etc. If you are in western PA in November (I think the other…

I am fortunate to live less than an hour from the All-Clad factory near Pittsburgh. They have two factory sales each…

That’s nothing. The Seattle Mariners frequently fill up to six positions with players who cannot throw, hit, catch, or run.

“Things would have been a little simpler for me if I had a center fielder who didn't throw.”

Actually, you won’t let women drive because Saudi men are masochistic pricks.

Matt, on behalf of all Giants fans, thank you; the 2014 World Series Championship title would not have been possible without your dipshit push button managing.

That is the face of a man who is staring unemployment in the face. It is also the face of a man who finds auto-play videos on Deadspin.

Three Colts fans are happy to see a bolt on the receiving end.

“it’s totally screwed on wrong.”

How Many Katrina Retrospectives Are Too Many?

Because Alex Smith is an anagram for Le Max Shit, which sounds French.

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

Are crying and laughing interchangeable? You can decide.

“Of course not! One’s not sex.”

“I’m crying” - then it’s probably anal

“We can neither confirm nor deny the existence or nonexistence of a criminal investigation until such a time as a person is charged with a crime,” said Hamburg Police Chief Gregory G. Wickett.

Can he come out of retirement to beat the shit out of Yordano Ventura, too?

Hahahahaha! That’s funny.

Adrian Beltre is the most underrated player today. He’s added more to his teams over his career than people like Craig Biggio, Frank Thomas, or Tony Gwynn, all of who are in the Hall of Fame (and should be). And he’s still a very good player at 36, so he could easily play into his 40’s.