BROACHELLA

The first bond movie I saw was Live and Let Die, and I will argue with you that it has the best action sequence, with the escape from the alligator, car/boat chase scene. Sheriff J.W. Pepper!!!!!

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

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It's all cute and adorable until you sign the papers and find out that she actually comes with the house.

When asked where he was planning to play next, Lane said "Depends."

I can only hear him as Mr. Grey in Secretary, which is... weirder.

Which one is Don Lemon? I'm really hoping it's the guy on the right.

We should be so lucky to live in a world where Chip Kelly's personnel moves accidentally kills all the Philly fans.

You may see at it as signing two halfbacks, but Chip Kelly sees at it as signing one fullback.

Finally, someone to throw to on the goal line.

Well, at least Seattle fans will get to see a few dunks now.

One rock, about 8-inches in diameter...

A month-long non-sexual relationship?

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

Come on man- cite your sources for fucks sake.

All in all, the birds did the fans a favor.

I recall thinking at the time how it was funny because usually the shit was coming OUT of their mouths.

I for one can't see anything bad happening after he just signed a $325 million contract.

Alright! Alright, big man? You wanna make some big bucks? Lets see how tough you are. Do you know something 'bout cocaine?