I will say that the Heineken there seemed to taste better than here — more smooth and less skunky. I think you've mentioned the shelf life in a past review detailing its awfulness.

$100 says they'll both test positive for pottery.

"Mind your own business."

To be fair, that surfer will try and ride anything that waves at him.

#bucklivesmatter

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

Wow. He really did know that throw was coming from a mile away. He runs straight to the ball after the snap. No hesitation.

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

The UC gives the prearranged signal for the arrest team to move in.

The perverts up by the stage would be, I suppose, venture fapitalists?

"seasoned clothing-optional gyration specialist." Nicely done Anna. I have a few ideas

Best part of this article?

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

The petition says that Benson's mental health has also been deteriorating. When he was recently asked who the president of the United States was, he replied "Ronald Reagan"

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

Mike Yeo has been your head coach for four years now. Joke's on you!

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. I can hit a 7 iron over 175 yards. My GIR last year was 40th on the PGA. I can hit a…

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.