Why did Palestinians pass out candy after 9/11?Same answer

Bobby Jindal drinks Ciroc

ok so forget the gas and hanging

the stripes on his shirt are way too small

my proposal is skip it,thank me later

Rob Schneider/Steve Perry ,therefore ,SF Giants

Nacho Monreal was pretty funny but Tropic Thunder was better

women with hyphenated names are usually self absorbed and insufferable

He is an asshole with an opinion.I am an asshole for reading

thanks for writing my memoirs for me

Go Reddick’s!

not enough Bumgarner this year

Sebastian Schwarznegger needs to calm down

do you get paid by the word?

So, basically Ellen if i close my eyes

it’s because he never got high with Jimi Hendrix

He is a DH-remember Vlad Guerrero in right with no knees?The ball finds you

i hated it the first time i saw it when it was called Ishtar

Dusty always played better on turf so i call bullshit

good for lamar