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Those fans can’t melt real teams!

Counterpoint: UCF deserves worse than the AAC.

I hereby call for one Deadspin article every single day from now until the next Civil ConFLiCT, covering the runup to the big game, each team’s prep, extra security measures, media strategies around the game, etc. I think it would be appropriate to call coach Diaco each day for a comment, as well as someone on the…