Everytime I see a shopping center with a Ross, TJMaxx, Marshalls, Nordstrom Rack, Stein Mart all in the same complex my mind is blown. Why don’t they all just merge, open one big warehouse, and throw this shit all in a pile for these idiots to sort through? One-stop shop garbage pile.

Shitheads will be shitheads.

Also hired were new VPs Steve Ganon, Bob Andross and Todd Giygas.

Agreed. I hope this is a trend that continues... Next, give the remake treatment to EarthBound, please.

I’d love to do this with video games. Clyde Mandelin (aka Tomato) of Mother 3 translation fame, is developing a tool for this and he’s put it on display in his videos:

Pretty sure Sony Pictures Television will be sending a Cease and Desist letter along shortly to this bar. 

And what’s more unclear, the woman said, is why onlookers were laughing and cheering during the attack instead of stepping in to stop it.

Nobody did anything?... These women seem to be squaring off against a 300lb man. This man is a weapon. And they can probably help themselves first and foremost by not trying to fight him.

The amazing thing about the jokes you printed is that usually jokes in print are not funny, but I laughed my ass off. People standing on the side of moral outrage at what stand-up comics can and cannot say are usually not on the right side of history (Carlin, Pryor, Lenny Bruce, all the subject of these articles at…

I never found any PS1 game outside of Square Enix titles playable.

I’d venture to say Genesis Classics on Steam is the perfect way to play old games. It’s $300 cheaper.

“Don’t work overtime unless you’re paid for it, y’all. Protect your health. Companies don’t care about you.”

Second, let’s discuss the beard/gingham shirt look.

FF8 REMAKE.

Chrono sequel, Mother 4, PS1-era FF remakes. Literally nothing else matters to me.

I had a holo Charizard card. Are you seriously telling me that I could have got up to $20k for that? Please don’t tell me that.

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel (NPI) here...

Deceptive header video... That looks great because it probably is running on SNES9x with xBRZ scaler.

Counterpoint, you’re 100% wrong, as nobody in history has ever said “Super Ness” to describe the Super Nintendo.

*highly muffled Japanese man’s voice*