I see Taco Bell is getting the red carpet treatment it truly deserves...The undisputed king of cancer sludge food that I will never stop eating.

I hate carrying coins, but luckily there’s a vending machine every 100 feet.

So... Rock n Roll is dead?

I don’t think we should even need to go into why modern Billboard charts are completely meaningless fabrications and not indicative of how widely bought/consumed/enjoyed any piece of music is. Thanks IHeartRadio.

A Japanese group doing a 60s Motown tribute show in bad blackface... They definitely don’t understand the implications.

 Remake FF’s most beautiful game now.

I beg your pardon, that is the repurposed, lesser known Chicago-style THIN crust.

Nintendo Switch is not a video game console, it’s a Nintendo. (Or a ‘Tendo if you’re a cool kid.) It just happens to play video games. This is why you need both a Nintendo and a PC in order to play video games.

Listen to every appearance (30+ times) of Louis CK on the Opie and Anthony show and then tell me if any of these accusations surprise you.

...Or more vaporware to inflate its future IPO and to distract from current failures? You decide.

Kids playing All-Star Mario for the SNES

Buddy did you just pay $1,000 to get your ass beat by a bunch of cops? That’s a bad night.

RIP the power glove of the 2010s

He sure cornered the market of “Dumb Blond Boy Who’s Amazed By Everything”

SKIP INTRO! SKIP INTRO I SAID!!!! I have a nervous breakdown if it kicks in past the piano intro.

If you know the history of EarthBound fandom in the United States (starmen.net et al), you know it’s one of the greatest ironies in the history of Nintendo that the U.S. version of the SNES mini actually got Earthbound and the Japanese version didn’t. It’s a testament to the work of that U.S. fandom for the last 22…

Uninformed and unfortunate. If you’re young, you are missing out on decades of compounding returns. Any crash your investments weather early on should not make a dent in your overall savings by the time you retire. If you’re old, there are still conservative alternatives that won’t cause you to lose much in case of a…

It’s really not a great game, but I can’t stop replaying it nonetheless. I’ve replayed it more than any other FF. It’s horribly written, but the music and the breathtaking settings (the Gardens, Balamb, Dollet, Deling City, FH, Esthar...) are so engrossing that I want to live there. I would LOVE to see a remake.

I’m a big fan of Morrissey up through You Are The Quarry, but all of his recent songwriting is way beyond self-parody. It’s terrible and absolutely defies description.

I don’t think it was a slip, he’s probably said MLK’s name as “martin luther coon” so many times in joking conversation that it came out naturally.