SKIP INTRO! SKIP INTRO I SAID!!!! I have a nervous breakdown if it kicks in past the piano intro.

If you know the history of EarthBound fandom in the United States (starmen.net et al), you know it’s one of the greatest ironies in the history of Nintendo that the U.S. version of the SNES mini actually got Earthbound and the Japanese version didn’t. It’s a testament to the work of that U.S. fandom for the last 22…

Uninformed and unfortunate. If you’re young, you are missing out on decades of compounding returns. Any crash your investments weather early on should not make a dent in your overall savings by the time you retire. If you’re old, there are still conservative alternatives that won’t cause you to lose much in case of a…

It’s really not a great game, but I can’t stop replaying it nonetheless. I’ve replayed it more than any other FF. It’s horribly written, but the music and the breathtaking settings (the Gardens, Balamb, Dollet, Deling City, FH, Esthar...) are so engrossing that I want to live there. I would LOVE to see a remake.

I’m a big fan of Morrissey up through You Are The Quarry, but all of his recent songwriting is way beyond self-parody. It’s terrible and absolutely defies description.

I don’t think it was a slip, he’s probably said MLK’s name as “martin luther coon” so many times in joking conversation that it came out naturally.

As someone who uses Excel on a daily basis, couldn’t agree more. I’m all for doing away with MSFT’s spreadsheet monopoly, but Google Sheets’ functionality and interface is terrible by comparison.

The fact that you’re an alcoholic doesn’t seem to be relevant.

West Hollywood is simultaneously one of the best and worst places to live in the country. But besides the often frightening encounter of a borderline-violent schizophrenic crossdresser every 100 feet, it’s pretty decent place to live.

“So I guess people don’t want electric cars”

[Shopping cart wheel as landing gear]

Forgot about sales taxes. Delete the article and start over.