“It is not just a Southern gentleman thing.” Don’t they all get drunk and beat their wives?

Fucking hell that closing argument session was just a step by step guide as to why most women who are abused don’t come forward. One minute the lawyer is criticising her for going to court for a restraining order as a “publicity stunt” yet then criticising her for not getting law enforcement involved as “curious”,…

The goalposts are moving. Finally.

False! The all-knowing Pat Robertson once said that household appliances already liberated women so we don’t need any more liberation!

Thanks for one more reason why I’m glad I quit law school!

Thanks for saying so. Though it always gets a little harder to order my thoughts, I find that makes it all the more important to do.

Everybody knows the only aliens lame enough to visit Earth in 2020 are those dopes from Alpha Centauri A, who look exactly like Swedish tourists.

I don’t know about the offworld metal, or how you could even tell that, unless there are elements that we haven’t discovered yet? But I do know that the video of the “tic tac” isn’t all that remarkable. The “tic tac” moved about 7-9x the speed of sound. By 2004 NASA had an experimental scramjet aircraft that could…

Those definitely sound like some plausible theories. Whatever the reason, I do kind of wonder why, with all these tidbits slinking out, Fox News hasn’t been blasting “ALIENS!!!” into the amygdala of every Boomer uncle. You’d think that would be a great message to support runaway military spending and xenophobia?

Both of these are totally plausible. Although it’s interesting to note that any candidate who has spoken about UFOs and revealing the truth, and later become president, hasn’t done so. So either there is nothing to reveal, or there's a massive secret to protect.

I really really REALLY did not want to go to my 10-year high school reunion, so I asked a stripper to go and pretend to be me and I filmed the whole thing. You can watch a long or a short version at www.irememberandrea.com It’s been 15 years and my classmates are still complaining about it on Facebook. And there…

When I was in elementary or junior high, I saw Grease on TV. The last song was "We'll Always Be Together," and I remember thinking, "OMG I hope not. I don't want to have to be around bullies, harassers, and assholes for the rest of my life. Why would anyone want that?"

Just our luck to get visited by the Galaxy’s dumbest aliens. Always forgetting to turn off their flashing lights, always dropping an unobtainium wrench where someone can find it. Always getting photographed and then having to run around blurring the photos. Always only half-erasing the memories of the people they…

10 year high school reunion out in my boonies hometown. Traveled in from another state. Like 15 people showed up. We all got too drunk and decided to go to the local strip club. Not only were people we graduated with working at the strip club, my high school nemesis and his wife invited me to enjoy a lap dance with…

My personal theory, as someone who holds a modified version of solipsism and has a neurodegenerative disorder, is that reality is going to get weirder and scarier as my brain continues to melt. Sorry, if true.

Wait ... people actually go to those things ??? I’m grateful for the education I received in school but I am not paying money to hang out with any of my former classmates. 

“Replace it with a sculpture of Mr. & Mrs. Loving.”

Oh yes. Very common! Both lovely. 

A niche industry, and probably an old one. I mean, parks and museums often undergo renovation, and you can’t just get Bud and Lefty to move ‘em with a come-along.

Replace it with a sculpture of Mr. & Mrs. Loving.