Maria, I love you right now! You’ve just made my week! 

Do you realize the street value of this mountain?!

This is one of my favorite movie moments of all time. 

So the sound engineers at MSNBC can finally recalibrate their sound system for normal human volume.

Hi everyone! I’ve been away for a while. There’s been a lot.

Hi Jezzies,

I haven’t seen any indication they genuinely care about Space Force. I’m guessing they already want the parental leave and are just asking for Space Force because “why the hell not?”

Hey Fellow-Jezzies. Hope all are well. Please allow my venting here.

Nope. As the young people grow old, they will turn into the same prying, judgmental asshats.  

I know and believe that in principal, but I have also sat through rape trials where the defense summation was essentially “How can you believe such a lying slut” and wondered how a decent person makes that speech, goes home at the end of the day and feels good about himself.

The kink community talks a good game, but in actuality has bigger issues with consent and violence than the general population. there are studies, articles, and a lot of exposing articles from people who were abused in the scene. And it continues to happen, post-Kitty Stryker.

It looks like she skinned Sonic the Hedgehog and dyed it blong.

Can we just leave this scandal alone? I feel bad for Monica Lewinsky. I've listened to some interviews form her recently and the shit she went though at the time was abusive. 

Nah, just fuck Republicans.

Clive Owen as Bill Clinton? Here you go:

Look who's too good for mold

Jeez, That is cold. I got the classic; ‘It looks like you haven’t been missing many meals.’ Last time it happened I countered with “Why don’t you go brush your tooth Steve?” We don’t talk much any more.  

When I was a kid there were times we lived on oats and bread. I remember pretending the bread was pizza. For a big treat sometimes we had raisins or store bought pound cake with strawberry yogurt as “frosting”. Worse than the going hungry, though, is how we’re made to feel ashamed every time we go to the food bank or…

I’m so sorry. At the risk of sounding like a weird stranger post—and the fear that my blathering will start making it all about me—I just wanted to let you know that some (hopefully most) of the people who work at food banks are aware of the struggles that parents have to go through when confronted with the ‘gift’ of…