Oh, that makes sense! Gogo top is accurate. I assumed I was out of the slang loop or something!

There are several tesla owners in my neighborhood, all of which are owned by major douchebags. Not a single one uses turn signals. Nobody else has that problem, only them. One guy is very visibly a libertarian mega asshole but his driving and behavior makes tesla owners and libertarians look worse! I see him most…

And it would be so valuable.  It would be priceless. 

The confirmation hearing was the same year my boss told me I was a pretty girl and better get used to it when a coworker put both his hands up my skirt and grabbed my ass while I was on a ladder getting something off the top shelf in the supply room.  I was still a teenager.  I fucking hate that boss, that creep, and…

Exactly!

Sometimes autocorrect and typos give us what we really mean to say!  Other times a perfectly good rant is ruined by the word “ducking”

Flabby gums! Dang. And to think most of the recipes I came across would have resulted in something akin to a brick. There was one period of time when oleo was all the rage so those recipes were greasy margarine bricks.  To be fair it was the paper from a small town in Appalachia. Flabby gums were actually abundant. 

Those old magazine and cookbook recipes make seriously question my memories of my grandma Weesie’s cookies. They were the only thing she cooked. Ever. And only at Christmas. They were just sugar cookies with half a candied cherry on top but...wait they weren’t actually good. I just remembered that. Yeah those old…

My son is a movie theater trash popcorn connoisseur and has eaten pizza off the sidewalk in addition to a whole host of things that make dumpster pizza sound quaint. My daughter stone cold burned me yesterday in an assessment of my parenting skills. “Your son eats out of trash cans,” she snarled. It grosses me out…

I’m a little horrified that I had forgotten all about that terrible incident. There’s too much of it. 

This is the correct takeaway. 

His own wife seems to have had a breakdown after childbirth. I hate even bringing it up because it was very clear she was in the throes of a mental health crisis and my sympathies are non partisan when it comes to that. As always, fuck Ted Cruz. He’s thoroughly shameless 

True but it’s really horrific to be awake. 

I’d forgotten all about the zodiac killer ted Cruz thing! That was what, a decade ago? It seems like it. 

I read that earlier and am truly at a loss for words to express how upsetting it was. 

No comment! ;p

That’s some weird ass slang and like I said, I’m from the south. As such, I’ll say it sounded like she was referring to Kim as a polecat who sprayed her.  She looks like she’d stink of skunk. 

Privileged but unrefined is flipping hilarious.  

There are healthy recipes, nutrition information and dishes that are fast and not complicated in NYT. They give you a weeks worth of preplanning should you wish to do so. Providing guidance on really everything and helping children grow into the best people they can be and doing what you can with what you have is her…

Yeah, do the drunk thing and get hypnosis to prevent flashbacks! Hmmm. I’m formulating a plan!