Look at the shirt my husband ordered that came today!  Woot Woot!

I’ve thought she was getting senile the past few years 

We know buttjudge.  You’ll hump anything.  Mostly yourself.  

It’s a dumb rule people mock but kinda mostly observe ( at least here in the south) I wasn’t a debutante thank god but those lesson were ridiculous. One kid (12 or so) said, “ but my help does all this for me”. It was so dumb. 

Sorry I was terse in my reply Aunty! I kinda hated I knew this and was having a bad day to boot. I had to endure etiquette lessons as a tween. It was obnoxious as hell. It’s a dumb rule but that the rule. Perfectly legit question on your behalf!

The cloth the emperors new clothes were made of. 

“I bought them from Spencer Pratt’s Pratt Daddy Crystals because we’re both deeply spiritual intellectuals.”

Memorial Day to Labor Day 

If memory serves, that’s a wiener. 

And abortions! Don’t forget abortions!

Thank you fairy dust! That official my favorite thing to say ever now!

:)

Thank you. The more cyclical, less linear line really stuck out.  I’ve been at peace for a long while and I will be again soon enough!  Thank you!

Now that’s a good way to frame it!

Exactly!  My husband and I did go to law school though. He wants me to consider joining a class action against the mesh manufacturer. The thought of litigating my cooch (as I say to him) is unfathomable.  It feels like I’ve been doing that my whole life! 

Thank you again. I’ve been kicking myself for not realizing my bladder had fallen into my vagina! How’d I miss that crap! 

Thank you! I know this is true but I swear all my coping mechanisms have been blown to bits like my bits themselves.  Thank you. I just need to hear it bc I’m totally unconvincing to myself! 

Hey there! Hope everyone is well. I got news at my annual gyn visit that has really shaken me. Much more than it should even. I have a 3rd degree prolapse of my bladder due to failure of the vaginal mesh used in my hysterectomy 20 years ago. I didn’t realize it was happening. It’s brought up a lot of painful…

I love you DrDonna!  

It’s gross as hell