"Cindy Pakorny, who are you wearing."
"Uh, Kathy Ireland for the Family Dollar."

"Women kidnapped bunker trial. Nope, not the one in the abandoned Bennigans. Uh, not that one. Not that one. Come on Florida!"

"Your trial isn't going to be on national tv, that means I have to watch it on the Internet, what if I get cyber bullied?"

Jon Hamm is hillarious.

Fun factoid: when Ellie Kemper was in 9th grade, Jon Hamm was her high school drama teacher.

Maybe I read it wrong, but from the look of next week's preview, Sasha is going to go postal up in the watch tower; she's probably going to be gone sooner rather than later.

Very accurate.

Right, and the group hasn't done any worse than what he did to his parishioners. He's a motherdick.

Gabriel needs to "have an accident".

Someone on TTD said that.

DAMN! I loved Noah. I don't know why I haven't learned my lesson yet, never get attached to a character on this show.

Those are my favorites as well. They're made all the better by a certain someone who portrays the Reverend, and by the prosecutors.

Which leads to Titus overhearing a conversation Rick has with his boyfriend Michael. Titus had the greatest response to it: "Michael? Why, he's as gay as I wanna be."

"Xanthippe, you look tired. How are your BMs?"
"Jesus mom!"
"Well, there's my answer."
I found Xan's mom to be funny and unexpected.

Kimmy to Dong: "You can't go, cause you're not some daddy's boy who tries to dolphin me then blimps."
Dong: "I understood all of those words separately."

"Terry, I'll have a beer drink."

I loved when Kimmy called Dong a wang after he hit her in the eye with a cork, then Dong agreed saying that it was very Chinese of him.

"So, could you buy booze for me?" "I've got some liquor in my van, you can have all you want if you come to my van." "Your van? Awesome!"
"…….and I finally have a bra that fits right thanks to that bra salesman in the other van."

Thanks for that.

I find the way that he says and drags out Kymmi's name ("Keeemeee"), especially grating.