“Ditto.”

“Excuse me sir, I’m not from around here. Up here do I merge onto the road, or do I try to squeeze between the two RVs in the grass?”

“Complete dominance” by Team Sky, eh? You posted this three minutes ago. Team Sky broke and Froome lost the yellow jersey to Aru nearly an hour ago.

“Um, you know, Mamba mentality,” Ball said. “Thought I’d switch it up.”

“That’s not an all-white rule...”

“Glad we’ve moved onto more pressing matters.”

Between this and having 4 year old I am seeing far too much underwear.

They should force the losers to declare that “I’ve lost my marbles”.

Josh blew a 7-1 lead in the Marbles Finals. He is the Golden State Warriors Cleveland Indians of Marbles.

I am almost crying with fondness for the time when our country wasn’t led by a senile bigot and his inbred cadre of incompetent, corrupt idiots. Even the current FLOTUS plagiarized a fucking speech on national TV. Not a shred of class in the entire Trump clan. Damn you Michelle. Getting me all misty.

It really says a lot that about the character of the Packers’ owners that they have all this money sitting there, yet so many of them still call the farms and outhouses of Wisconsin their homes. A very modest people.

This is delightfully insane

This man took a game Americans didn’t care about and built an apartment for cats in Trump Tower. His legacy is gonna hold up just fine.

When I die, I hope my lawyers release a statement praising me for ratting on my criminal buddies.

Cuz the boy and the hood

Boyz N2 the hood. Holy fuck did I ever laugh.