Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I’m a proud Montclair native today. The Communists will surely be abuzz about this one in the bread line (at Whole Foods).

So, he was stuck between a rock and a hardwood?

one of the scariest I’ve seen in a while. Knew that Porte was badly hurt immediately (the human frame shouldn’t really bend in those directions) but couldn’t believe that Martin could continue. Tough SOB.

How the hell did the guy in the green jersey escape there? That’s some lucky steering.

How about that, I just figured the Raptors only had meltdowns in the playoffs.

Thanks for posting this, but Jesus.

It’s a start. In my experience, the only thing that keeps cheaters in check on multiplayer servers (at least for building/survival games) is a staff of dedicated moderators. If there aren’t mods on almost 24/7, script kiddies can do a lot of damage in a short amount of time. The automated tools are important, too, but…

I like how calm the guy in the green is. I imagine 98% of bikers would try to veer left, probably falling/dying down that rock cliff in the process.

He shouldn’t have chosen C: Both.

It took me awhile to notice that he didn’t slam into an earthen embankment, but a jagged granite wall with some dirt and plants on it.

I’m gonna have to @ Pluto in this conversation.

Or, more succinctly: