What they lack in climbing they make up for with absolutely amazing orange chicken.

“I’m telling you. I can make him do a cartwheel. Right here, right now.”

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

Acts drunk ✔️

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

I hate people that use pets as props.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

It’s hard to get any work done with all those screaming kids around.

is this true, or is this afib?

Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

I’M FIGHTING OFFICIAL OPPRESSION BY THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT YOU SKINFLINT

Games and Amusements Board

The Australian Horn, a huge underdog

CHRISTINE

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.

All they can say is that their tarp is pretty plain